Powered by Sarcasm & Sauvignon Tote Bag | The Funny Grape

	13" × 13''
Height, in	13.00
Length, in	13.00
Width, in	3.00
Handle length, in	28.74
Handle width, in	1.00

This roomy tote carries a wink and a glass—white polyester with bold black handles framing the playful lettering: “Powered by Sarcasm & Sauvignon” with a tiny grape cluster accent. Lightweight but sturdy, it holds your market finds, laptop, or a picnic blanket without losing shape. The reinforced handles and boxed corners give it extra carrying strength and structure, while the smooth laminated interior keeps spills contained. Whether headed to a wine night, farmers’ market, or a casual coffee catch-up, this tote brings a sly smile and dependable utility wherever you go.

Product features
- 100% medium-weight polyester body (200 g/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-dry
- Reinforced handle stitching for extra strength and longevity
- Boxed corners for added interior space and better load distribution
- Non-woven laminated interior to protect against spills and improve durability
- Available with 5 handle color options and three sizes; slight size tolerance ±0.75"

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.