March Into Wine Season (Because Winter Isn't Done With Us Yet)
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March is a confusing little month, isn’t it?
One day you’re sipping wine in a chunky sweater while watching snow fall like it’s January 74th… and the next day you’re outside pretending 42 degrees is patio weather.
At The Funny Grape, we like to think of March as “Wine’s Personality Crisis Month.” And honestly? Same.
The Many Moods of March (Paired With Wine, Obviously)
❄️ Still Winter, Send Help
You wake up, look outside, and boom—snow. Again.
This is your sign to grab a bold red. Something that says, “I will emotionally survive this.”
Think:
- Cabernet Sauvignon
- Merlot
- That bottle you’ve been saving but now feels justified
Bonus points if you’re drinking it under a blanket burrito.
🌤️ Fake Spring (We Fell For It Again)
The sun is shining. The snow is melting. You suddenly have hope. Dangerous, but exciting.
Time to reach for:
- Rosé (yes, already—be brave)
- Pinot Grigio
- Sauvignon Blanc
Pair it with sitting by a window or stepping outside for 12 glorious minutes before realizing it’s still cold.
🌧️ Mud Season Madness
Ah yes, the in-between. Not winter. Not spring. Just vibes… and mud.
This calls for:
- Sparkling wine (because you deserve joy in chaos)
- Prosecco
- Anything with bubbles to distract from your dirty floors
🐾 March Motto: Pour Decisions Welcome
March is not about perfection.
It’s about:
- Surviving the last stretch of winter
- Laughing through the weather chaos
- And always having a bottle ready “just in case”
Because if March teaches us anything, it’s this:
You can experience all four seasons in one week… so you might as well have wine for each one.
From The Funny Grape
Whether you’re snowed in, sun-chasing, or just here for the vibes, we’ve got the perfect pour (and probably a funny mug or shirt to go with it).
So grab a glass, embrace the mood swings, and remember:
March may be unpredictable… but your wine choice doesn’t have to be.
Cheers,
The Funny Grape